My 1998 holiday extravaganza is of the "Geek & Cheap" variety. "Geek"
applies because who but a computer nerd would go online to post glad tidings to her
dearest friends and closest obligations? And who but the very Scrooge-like cheap would go
to such extremes to save a few 32-cent stamps (while they last�)?
It is I, Liz Zelandais, the cheap geek who now comes before you to hale thee
good fellow with goodwill and high spirits. Carry on!
To lodge your complaints at this indignity, you can e-mail me at: [email protected].